Jayk and Steez

Livin‘ the Dream

The American Dream. What is it? As Millennials, we will never know. It has something to do with working hard until you die. Or working hard until you want to die. Or something. 

Anyway, Jayk and Steez talk about Steve Jobs. Also, other jobs. Not how to get them, but who wants one, anyway? 

 

Keep steezin.

Gen Z

Gen Z. What is this unique and radical group of people? Do you know someone who is in Gen Z? What are they to you? Are you one of them? If you were born after 1996, but before 2010, you may be. Talk to your doctor about Gen Z and what you can do to cope with people in this group. If contact with a Gen Z lasts longer than 3 hours, call a poison control center immediately. 

 

Jayk is almost a Gen Z. Steez isn't. They talk about it. 

Emmys!

A detailed account and description of everything that happened at the 2021 Emmy's!

Why Not College?

The long awaited economic debate Jayk and Steez regarding the merits of higher education is upon us? What is the point of college? Is it to learn? Is it to develop a rich experience of cultural, academic, and personal experiences? Is it to accrue vast amounts of debt? The war rages on! 

Jayk comes at the argument armed with facts and logic. Steez comes at the argument armed with anecdotes and emotions. 

Place your bets. $100k minimum. 

Not an Edward Snowden Interview

It's the year 2021, and there will soon be a fourth installment of the Matrix franchise. Considering that, it's the perfect time for Jayk and Steez to ramble incoherently about AI surveillance. Look out, there's a device listening to you! Don't say anything, or it'll be uploaded to an NSA server. If you want to assuage your paranoia about how the government is always listening into our conversations, then this is the podcast for you (kinda). 

 

What did you guys think of that Matrix trailer, though? 

 

Love, 

JnS

Do Whales Have Hymens?

Well, do they?






We back. It's a bit rough around the edges.

I'm Not a Bear. I'm Bigfoot.

Taken straight from the pages of the National Enquirer, Jayk and Steez discuss Bigfoot, Batboy, chupacabras, and The Jersey Devil. That's right, we be talkin' about mythological creatures. Except not leprechauns, because Steez is a ginger. He's sensitive. To the sun.

Peep it, but with your ears!

Conspiracies

They are out to get you. They are out to get us all. You may be paranoid, but you also may be right. In this episode, Jayk and Steez talk about conspiracy theories. Have you heard that the government is putting frogs in the water to harvest your organs so they can create a new world order of chemtrails? Neither have we! 

 

Steez has audio issues. Listen closely and you'll notice. We'll get it worked out. 

Are We Alone?

Jayk and Steez are getting deep this episode by pondering if humanity is alone in the universe? To be honest, it would be nice to stretch out and not worry about any roommates getting into our stuff in the fridge. Are you listening, Dad?!? Literally all of the potential species and variations of aliens are cataloged in this episode so if you don't know every alien that has ever been imagined, come on in and have a hear, ya hear?

Party On

This time, Jayk and Steez roll out of their respective beds with hangovers from the wild party the night before. Steez can't find his pants and Jayk has a tattoo of Steez riding a skateboard on her back! Come along as they try as hard as they can to speak on the various forms of parties that they know of, not including company Christmas parties. Those don't count as parties. 

Can anyone recommend a good tattoo removal service?